“And it started so well! Max didn't do anything much apart from a blitz that couldn't penetrate AV5 in the first turn, and then a bit of punishment in the second half. That terrifying minotaur shrugged off the fireball like it didn't even happen, but then (thankfully) failed the second of two GFIs in turn 8 in the first half, and we got our TD.

Spleenripper slept on, avoiding coming out to get banned, a good tactic from the sawman. Then Bunny Slope scored in four turns, while killing or maiming more of the team.

With one last drive to go, I figured I'd have to play it boring but safe, and happily, by running the ball into the top corner, I denied Arktoris a win. And against that wall of death, I figured not losing counted as good as a win tonight. Off down to the relaxing environment of a lower TV for the next match, while all those players recover...”