“The Love Spawn Fall at the first Hurdle

The Love Spawn open the Sucker Cup against Banda Sagrada de Magritta and man did the warrior god Myridia look angry. This is the Mascra Snake offering the post match analysis.

Apparently the Banda were whipped thoroughly after the humbling at the hands of the Squig herders last time round and this sharpness showed. An early blitz put the Stormfel on their back foot and predictably they stated eating the cultist.With the early pressure cam panic at the back from Sean Brody an early attempt to shift the ball proving unwise. The Myridia then went int a soilderesque performance of control. Though thy possibly invited too many gladiatorial like hits on the brethren, George Clumsy Wing baring the brunt.

Helmut Wulf did such a solid job in the first half as Banda took the lead the ref allowed him to resurface. It was to his demise though as Quint decided to snack on him.

1-0 and barely a man or fish standing at the end. What a game. ”