“Djed knows a very handy trick: How to Make Your Dirty Player F***ing Inivisible!!! I've never seen anything like it, save when someone's got the ref! Still, it was a pretty cool game. My rats didn't have a chance in a fair fight with the well-trained Elves, so they had to rely on Hospitality. He almost saved the game, but when the grand finale came, there were so few rats on the field that they couldn't open a hole for the lightning fast runner. Hospitality said after the game that he would not require the services of "Hole-Making" in the future, and that he instead would rely on his newly found Nerves of Steel to get the ball safely in hand.

Rotten luck and lousy armor. That's what Utopia are all about.

Thnx Djed! Well played, and a fun game. ”