“Much closer than a 2-1 scoreline looks - in the first half, the Indians scored too quickly on the first drive, but I was lucky to get the ball back after a blitz and score on the 8th turn - no temptation to stall, because it took the whole half to get there.

Of course, having a stack of mighty blow helps - by half time I'd got him down to 9 players, and a crueler man would have put the boot in more in the second half in the hope of a pitch clear. 4 players lined up for the last drive, so there wasn't any worry about getting 1-turned to a draw. Can't complain about 8 casualties and a successful foul by Vilebrook.

ST6 Break Tackle is a whole new thing to have to deal with. Thankfully, the big guy was mostly quite dumb, although he niggled Colossal Squid - first time a player on this team has suffered a permanent injury in 27 games, so the Invertebrutes are weeping in sorrow tonight. Disgusting, pus filled tears.

Thanks for the match!”