“To quote the great Tom Hanks..."There's no crying in Bloodbowl!!"

Apparently Deadshane missed that memo, as the tears gushed onto the field towards the end of the match. In fact, by the end of turn 8, medical units were called in as the dehydrated and screeching child fainted from all the excitement.

With the Ref "Gotten", The wood folk coach ordered a foul on turn seven that allowed the team to secure a victory, and allowing James Woods to stand on the goal line for a turn thus preventing the lining up of sacrificial pigs that is the turn 8 kickoff.

An enraged deadshane, oblivious to things such as common sense and strategery, hiked up his flower printed skirt, and rushed onto the field to complain. To prove his point, he then fouled on turn 8 to prove his manliness right before he made out with a male cheerleader while listening to what was reported to be the Moulin Rouge soundtrack..

The standard retaliatory foul on turn 8 was issued by the wood elves, and that is where we are left now.

Broken down, dehydrated, skirt wrinkled, cheerleader boyfriend ravaged by the fans, and Nicole Kidman's solo a fading memory, deadshane cries out to anyone who will listen his lunatic stories of injustice.

So Tom, while I generally make it a point not to disagree with men with 4 oscars, I'm afraid you are mistaken, there is indeed crying in bloodbowl.

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