“This team is just cursed. Utterly cursed. NINTH game against min-maxed dwarfs of one kind or another, and this game they were diced to boot. The slann turned over the ball, then got into a position where they needed just one dodge to score with rr - 88%, fail. They then get bashed to hell, to add insult to injury at halftime = 0/4 KO recoveries. A few slann return for the second half, manage a break up the wing... at one point all they need is a 2+ dodge, 2+ pick up and sprint in - fail again, opponents stroll up the pitch for a 1-0 against 3 surviving frogs. Slannted and Enchanted? Slannted and CURSED! What can you do? Slann vs dwarfs is one of the very worst match-ups in the game, you slowly save up for some dodge and a strip baller - all pretty much worthless, negated by mass tackle and sure hands which the cheesy ***** start with. Repeat nine times and you get smashed to hell too, can't even build a proper team. Sigh... after years on here think I'm finally going to give in and play some high TV chaos or nurgle, just so I can KILL DWARFS :D”
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