“I do love a wizard, but I also tend to let rip with them much too early on. With the chorfs packed close together after the end of the first drive, it was irresistable to blast them, but even all those greased lightning beastmen managed to leave a few openings, and so I was lucky to score close to the end of the half.

Second half I kept removing players - three or four in the first turn alone - so I scored in turn 5, instantly regretting not going for the stall when a pitch invasion put almost all my players on the ground.

A lucky reroll let me blitz the centaur and put him down, and then it was a series of flukey plays when the ball bounced in and out of the stands, and with the numerical advantage I managed to cling on for the win.

Thanks for the match! Only hobgobs permanently broken, and Sausages survives to collect some more SPP another day...”