“Friendly game against greenskins. Girls quickly gained a numerical advantage over the orcs, blocking and fouling like it was going out of style.

Amid the friendly banter, orc coach asked "who's next?", and the girls pointed to stat freak guarding ST4 blitzer Hugglewuffs.



Blitz landed clean, and where the brute had stood was only a growing puddle of the red stuff.

Girls worked hard to stall it out. Orcs managed some amazing elfy BS plays to knock the ball loose, and fans nearly threw it out of reach of the girls, but Nuffle smiled at them and let them win the game. In the end only the one orc remained on pitch.

And it was beautiful.

Thanks for the game, good luck with the team! Blitzer P'Hrin skilled up and learned the art of the tackle (third tackling blitzer, perhaps excessive but MAN will I have fun next time I go up against flings). Linewoman learned wrestle (gotta remember to change her portrait to the luchador).”