“Agility boosted veteran blitzer Brash accidentally laced his boots together for this game making just one of his five attempted dodges and generally doing his best to sabotage the game. The Manglerz were lucky to even get the draw as after seeing him bungle the first half TD attempt (after great work by the team including a surprise custard pie to the face for a Bull Centaur who thought he had Tossit cornered) the team lost confidence and the second half drive lost all coherency leading to a large number of claws to the face.

The new injuries really cement this being a consolidation season for the Manglerz as they try to undo the mistakes of Coach SW's inexplicable focus on teaching the Black Orcs to dodge and not just smash heads together. Rumour has it that there may be a Black Orc passing play or two coming up as Coach SW is said to be fed up with Krack's lack of progress in the blocking department and is looking to force the issue by embarrassing the big black orc into pushing to the next level.”