“Pitt Panzers V NCBB Union Support Staff

We interrupt the post game report with the following message:

Today we mourn the loss of 2 of NCBB's finest staff members. In their inaugural game, their life was cut shorter than we would have liked. Randy the red Card was known for trying to act like a ref while playing - often giving other refs advice while playing on the pitch. He died with a dwarf fist to the groin that shattered his pelvis.

Scrawling for the red card that was tossed from his pants after the hit while drowning in his own blood - his final words "Im ejecting myself from this life".

Next to him, his partner in crime, Johnny the Food Taster. Not much was known about him except that we was employed by the NCBB to test all wings before team consumption. As he tried to sneak a plate of wings mid game, Jimmy Morrissey threw him to the ground and force fed Johnny the wing bones until they no longer fit in his neck hole.

Grasping for air, his arm out stretched after the eating beating, he simply murmured "Its all you can eat and I'm not d..."/”