“Disastrous first turn, as two Biscuit Boys were removed so fast they didn't even show up on the match report.

Derek Surprse was deservedly man of the match, getting his saw out to do something for every turn he wasn't stunned, and the ref was apparently very supportive of him (especially after we demonstrated the saw to him close up). (A complaint is being issued because that stupid ref got in the way of the trolls in the first half; Girlfriendshape KO'd herself trying to get away from him, so the little guy is clearly a liability.

Girlfriendshape almost died blocking a goblin, but the doc got her back. That may have been a waste of an apo... let's see. And Ukulele Mastermind headbutted the pitch and broke his leg, improbably enough.

Poor Stealers, slumping to a second loss. At least we dealt out more permanent damage than we took, though the cas count is in the wrong direction...”