“Xavier came on to the pitch tired if everyone talking about how soft he was. He came out looking for blood and blood he got causing pain for the opposition. Meanwhile Fearless Jim did what he do and scored a pair of touchdowns including a one Turner. Nelson scored a touchdown of his own and Nuffle rewarded him by makinging him what every elf aspires to be. The most agile thing on the field. Still everything that could go right did go right including the fans throwing the ball directly to one of our players after a surf and a loner catching the ball on a lucky scatter. The elves decided to float like butterflies and sting like bees. Thanks for the game Miyosu”