“This was the first time the team has faced the Cy[ B]Orcs, but the third time they've faced this coach. Amazingly this was the first time the little love monsters were able to dish out about as well as they took. The first half was simply painful as the Orcs just battered their opponents around. Em Brace managed to crush the knee of Super Star Blitzer Deathrush, who was unfortunately put right by the Cy[ B]Orcs medical staff. (We won't say they're just swapping out parts in the Orc dugout, but that right leg looked pretty shiney and grime free in the second half!) By the end of the half, the Wuv players were just stumbling around the pitch, confused. In the final punching opportunity at the end of the half, however, Donna Leave Me set the tone for the rest of the game as she ended the Blood Bowl career of the Black Orc Blocker, Splatter.
The second half started with Donna removing the truely terrifying monster, Hive Mind, from the field. In the subsequent turns, he fractured the arm of the talented lineman Lump and killed Cy[ B]Orcs Star BoB 'Ard 'Eadz. In the end, Destiny was able to walk the ball into the endzone to tie the game.
Wuv Inna Dark would like to thank Bilerot Vomitflesh for playing with them today. He never left the field, even when getting knocked and battered around the field. He was the perfect punching bag, absorbing everything that was thrown at him. Comma Bacere has announced that he's taking a game off to recover from cleats to the skull delivered by the foul little Junk. Fortunately 'Ard 'Eadz has volunteered to fill Comma's shoes for the next game.”