“Opponent played very well. And he likes pie so thats good. Everyone should.

The team got mauled in the second half. I mean they get mauled in every game but particularly in this one all of the high dice AV/INJ were saved for the second half. BIP BAM BOOM! They were going out faster than gas at a taco bell. I was like, hey dude, you wanna dodge over there with the ball so we can at least call it a draw. He was like naw man, I aint got no time for this - im taking off my armor and laying on the ground. Everyone else is doing it so it must be the way to go. Im thinking thats a bold plan cotton, but youre onto something. ALRIGHT you 4 that are left keep failing to dodge. Just lay on the ground without armor. Itll confuse the other side into submission. Also fail the GFIs. And remember, NO ARMOR. They all said, heck yeah lets lose this game! Thatll really showem.

And thats how we won.

Playing through the second half was like eating a spoonful of drano. Sure itll clean you out. But it'll leave you hollow inside.

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