“When I saw it was LeroyBrown, I figured that (as in 4 out of the 5 matches we've played) I was going to get slaughtered. Nuffle was kind today though, giving me 2 blitzes in the first half (first one I scored, and ensured Tolly was out, second I wasted and let the HamNurglers get past...

Second half I was still not doing great on players (Meli wasted herself with a T8 foul on Lisle) but suddenly the dice went full in my favour. There were people tripping on dodges and dying, Yellow Fat Tailed Scorpion was smashing things to bits, and we managed to get the ball to the end zone with two turns remaining.

Hats off to Big Mac, who overcame his utter stupidity to put a foul in on Boomer. Sadly, the ref didn't think much of his attempt to break fungus-covered dwarf star player armour, and sent him off.

Whew. For once, breaking my rule about not playing two consecutive games worked out. Thanks for the match!”