“Coach SW sat with his head in his hands for a majority of the first half as with the job basically done (famous last words given last week), and halflings having to be physically stuffed into the waiting ambulance cart, Krack the allegedly pacifist Black Orc chased the loose ball dangerously down the touchline physically unable to bring himself to pick it up and score. That he eventually did was down to luck rather than any skill on his part. The new daisy chain adorning his armour has raised suspicions that he may have been using the excuse to bend down a lot to pick flowers rather than concentrating entirely on the job at hand.

After a stern halftime team talk consisting entirely of naked aggression (the half time kit change was a bad idea) the Manglerz came out and repeated the beating getting lucky when a wayward throw was caught by Whiskers, the Manglerz newest Black Orc, for his second touchdown in 4 games. 2-0 Manglerz.

A special mention for those brave halflings who never gave up despite the odds being stacked against them and who put their bodies on the line again and again rather than just curling into a ball on the floor and hoping it would end quickly. ”