“Fayetteville fans came out in force to SunBowl stadium in El Paso, packing the stands on a beautiful fall day.

But right at the start, Aidan 'The Stump' Rogers convinced the elf Aaron Hothawk, who was just playing for the one game, to come attend UTEP for the rest of his college career. Quite a feather in Aidan's cap... he gets a recruiting bonus. The Fayetteville Wardancer, Joey Arias, leaped right over the Texas offensive line, taking down Andrew Hosford. The rest of the time was unable to capitalize on the free ball before Joey was stunned, and Harold Floyd "Tina" Brooks was sent back to his dugout complaining about the birdies whirling around his head. Dwayne Allen, the other Fayetteville Wardancer, rushed right in to stun rookie, Dan Cohen who had just recovered the ball. Jason Armstrong, the elf superstar, dashed in to recover the ball after running around half a BloodBowl field length... but pushed his luck a little too far, tripping in the end and taking himself out of the game. (This was the first critical snake-eyes result which ruined Fayetteville's game.) Angel Martinez smashed David "Bubba" Brooks right out of the game as UTEP recovered the ball and rearranged their line. Dwayne Allen made a second attempt at the UTEP quarterback, but just couldn't keep his footing and UTEP was finally able to start advancing the ball down the field... at this point it was eleven players against seven. After one more mad scramble for the quarterback, the defense started to peel away.

The teams arranged themselves to give Fayetteville an opportunity to respond in the closing seconds of the first half. The Fayetteville team managed to move Chris Armstrong into a position to respond with their own touchdown, but Charlie Baggett fumbled the easy pass to the intended receiver. The second snake-eyes which cost Fayetteville's their scoring possibility. To be fair, Chris (his eyes stinging from the alcohol fumes), still had a 3+ catch with catch reroll.

The second half started with the same eleven Texas players facing seven of Fayetteville's finest. UTEP was quick off the mark however, as Levi Carlson recovered a short kick after knocking Chris Armstrong to the group. And the started the bad scramble for the ball which was the second half. Chris Armstrong botched an easy pickup. This being the third snake-eyes which ruined yet another scoring opportunity for Fayetteville. Chris, being elfy, got another crack at the ball, but could not get past the defenders tossing the ball into the crowd as he ate turf. At this point, UTEP switched to man-to-man coverage of all possible receivers, which... when you're playing elves... is ever little pointy-eared critter on the pitch. After a failed scoop-up of the ball under the watchful eyes of Cal Norton and Dan Cohen, Dan 'Da Man' Cohen had apparently gotten confused by the play, and managed to knock himself out. UTEP followed up by sending the scoring threat, Dwayne Allen into the endzone crowd. Given this high population of elves in the crowd, they simply gave him a gatoraid and carried him to his dugout. Chris Armstrong performed an impressive interpretive dance thru and amongst the UTEP defenders, snatching up the ball and tossing it to an amazed Doug Wilkerson, an elf lineman who had just escaped the brawl. Angel Martinez slammed into Doug Wilkerson, knocking the ball back into his own hands.

Meantime, on the other end of the field, a pissed off Levi Carlson sliced up the wardancer at Joe Arias, taking him out of the remainder of the game. This left four elves and a rooted treant on the field for Fayetteville.

Doug responded by knocking Angel down, sending the ball free once again. Chris Armstrong scooped up the gall flawlessly and started dashing towards the endzone! He was intercepted just short of the goal by Aidan Rogers, with a flying clothesline, which literally broke the Chris's little elfy neck. What followed was an embarrassing display of UTEP ball handling, or more correctly, mishandling. The boos from the crowd, accustomed to really fancy displays of ballmanship, rattled the dugouts.

It was a game that easily could have got seriously the other way had the serpentine vision organs not made such a visible appearance during the game.”