“First pitch clear for the 'Massacre, in a game beset by disaster - Poolboy KO'd himself in the first turn, Spamwrecker forgot to regen (and the coach forgot to buy an apo to protect Bogrip, a lunatic error in the Badlands).

Positive side was that Thunderguts almost killed a crab, leaving a big crack in its shell no doctor could heal, and also managed to badly hurt one of those annoying little crablings.

But in the second half, a whole bunch of extra cataclysm. Goblins getting stabbed by the ball, goblins tripping over their shoelaces and badly hurting themselves, and then the ignominy of watching the crabs walk in a second score while there were no players left on the pitch to oppose them. Stand Firm only works if you don't die - we'll bring bigger can openers next time.”