“This was a bloody match for the Bajuwarian Bowl Berserkerz. Franz Josef the Minotaur of Bajuwarian Bowl Berserkerz (who for some reason isn't listed above???) had smuggled a stiletto into the arena. But the Sledge Hammers fans had spotted it and warned the team, so they were prepared. As soon as the ball was on the pitch, the team threw themselves over Franz Josef and Jeremy Bonecrusher lived once again up to his name, and sent Franz to the reserves badly hurt from the foul.

Bull-Eyed Boarskin, who is known to pass up a lot of matches lately blaming his aching knee (although rumours say he's just sulky and refuses to play because Jim Rapper steals all the attention as the team's blocker #1), was really eager to play (and harm) for once. Poor Da Karl and Da Gusti, two dwarven blockers, both had to pay dearly for Bull-Eyed Boarskin's renewed bloodlust. He was later given the Most Valuable Player award for his achievements on the pitch.

The game was really even, despite Bajuwarian Bowl Berserkerz's losses, until the very last turn when Martin Midgetstomper managed to score for the win.”