“Disastrous first game for the Snakes (which seems a tradition in the BBT; same thing happened with my Nice Chaps at the start of BBT2). What felt like a lot of 1s, but not *that* much more than usual. Just painful to happen the way they did: failed a 2+ dodge. Failed the reroll: groin strain. Tall Arthur's career ended before it began, and I doubt Uneste will come back unless we can't afford to not retire a niggled blitzer. It's going to be a looong 15 games...

Positives: it took them 12 turns to score, even when they'd smashed half the team off the pitch. Possibly should have played harder for 0-0, but defence is tough when you have hardly any players. Onwards!”