“So the Manglerz finish the regular season (which may well be the only type of season they have this year) with a win against the league champions.

Next season they really need a ball carrier of the calibre of former star blitzer Brash. His replacement Morbash Treeburner has not been setting the world alight despite his fancy name and the Manglerz offence has really struggled. As it did again, although there may well have been a coaching error that caused it. Kerunch misunderstanding Coach SW's manic "get up" gesticulations as "stay down" gesticulations and messing up the whole play leading to the dreaded ball on floor with elves free to run off with it situation. Luckily the whole mess had confused the opposition coach and he went in for the foul instead of throwing the ball and scarpering. 0-0 at the half.

The second half got off to a cagey start but the Manglerz started to grind the elves down . As soon as the ball came forward the Manglerz managed to get Urim next to the ball carrier, one terrible dodge later and the Manglerz had the ball and could stroll in taking their time. 1-0 at the death.

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