“Ogrituaries:

Cramer the Ogre passed away on 12-8 at 7:15 Pm Est in the fields of fumbbl bloodbowl doing what he loved. He suffered greatly at the hands of vicious tilted fumbbl dice that routinely wreck ogre players when the ogres start to hang around too long. He had a few close calls but this time the over worked and underpaid apoth was having none of it. "3 aluminum hip bone replacements is just way too much - bionic ogre has to go." he said as he watched Cramer stuff his last squig burger down his throat on the operating table.

Cramer was born in October of 2019 in New York, New York. He spent most of his life there playing bloodbowl and in his free time doing various wacky antics like swimming in the Hudson, owning a horse and carriage, and being the master of his domain (until he wasn't).

Cramer leaves behind 2 legendary ogres, one of which carries around 3 permanent injuries, and a few aspiring ones trying to get better at life. The team was so inconsolable that they couldnt finish eating the rest of Cramer's corpse.

If you let dumb stuff like this get to ya, then youll never have fun playing. So what if the rng blows? So what if number repeats happen way to often? Its free and its fun. Its bloodbowl and its just pixels. If youre not hvaing a great time the entire time you're playing the wrong game. Good luck in the future Nightbreed - just a little less against me when I finally level a team high enough to play your again. ”