“Season 36, playoffs, semifinal:

They start strong. Wisely, they give us the ball. Ugghh... they must have studied us. We like to kick it, then kick them in the n*ts, and then have them under pressure the entire game. But no, these elves have evil plans. They kick, then we do a stupid tag-turn. They BH 2 of our players. Little did they know, how mad my pixels can get. First my wolf Alfonso Trece scores, and then the Helf cas start to mount. And they fail a catch and Alfonso scores again.

Second half, they are already down to 10 elves, they do a desperate fast attack, which works. Despite of a failed catch. Because a zombie played hot potatoe with the scatter and the elf said thank you and scored. Damn...

Last drive, i play it cautiously, cause a cornered animal, ähm, elf, is a dangerous elf. And indeed they try some crazy stuff, dodging through the screen, but failed the final roll. This way i could foul that annoying bastard out, while the rest of the elf team fainted. Alfonso scored a hattrick. Awesome.

Thanks for the game, Fool! ”