“Lurching from one debacle to another one at the moment; fouling wood elves isn't so rewarding when you don't have any dirty players, and with our only mighty blow player out with a smashed ankle, the hitting power of the team was surprisingly low.

Man of the match: Lane Arak stands next to a wardancer. Takes a hit, and because I can't bear to sack an AG4 player, even with a niggle, he's KO'd and doesn't come back for the entire match. After that, the team had rather lost the will to live, so they fouled like mad, but apart from Brent Hitler, did nothing, while the elves tossed the ball around and jeered at us. Hopefully the Owlbears get out from their downward spiral before the end of the BBT.”