“An intense first match for the Lions. They sing about not wanting any blood on the dancefloor, but clearly aren't too bothered about the pitch.

The Lions kicked first, but set-up poorly. Northern Nippon capitalised, blocking hard, but clearly adhering to some kind of complex code of honour that involves no fouls, and only KO'ing your opponent at worst. Nevertheless their effective fighting style lead to a number of removals and an easy walk to the endzone with the ball.

The Lions, however are nothing if not PROUD, and could not suffer a loss so early in their careers - a succession of murder-killings and turnovers over the course of the rest of the game left Datashi Matuzos in a poor state.

Cheers to luxyluxo for taking this horrific dicing on the chin, and see for a fairer match next time!”