#10 Mad Miley – Smashed Hand (MNG) #1 Bitter Betty – Dead (RIP)
“Opponents Dice: Unicorns frolicking in the fields dancing in the beautiful sunlight filled with joy and happiness.
My Dice: A sandpaper covered phallic object impaling me relentlessly under a torrent of acid rain melting my flesh away as I suffer in unending misery and despair.
My Dice: A sandpaper covered phallic object impaling me relentlessly under a torrent of acid rain melting my flesh away as I suffer in unending misery and despair.
End Result: A draw. Cool.”