“A rare desert thunderstorm strikes the stadium as fans fill the stadium for the first meeting of these two teams. The teams take to the field, but the fans take that as their cue to take the field away from them... beating up three members of each team to start. Andrew Hosford lets the wet ball slip thru his fingers, destroying any hope UTEP has for early momentum. Mud wrestling commences as both team begin to brawl in the middle of the field. Cal Norton Jr. is smashed, ending his dreams of a Blood Bowl career as UTEP gets dragged down. Finally Steinarr Grimlisonn comes away witht he ball and dashed to the endzone. UTEP is left out-bashed and neither Levi Carlson nor Aidan Rogers is unable to remove a single unarmored opponent from the field. The first half ends 0-1 Washington, and Washington receiving.

As the second half begins, the storm ends... everything dries up, and little birds chirp pleasantly all over the field. On the sidelines, Angel Martinez is seen snatching one little bird out of the air, and biting it's head off. UTEP has already given up the game, sending the bench warmers to get slaughtered on the field. The embarrassment continues as Tripp Bender, the Disappointment, is carried off the field. The two teams engage in a brief slapfight as Levi proceeds to tickle and push. 'Booger' finally manages to smash the knee of the naked lineman 'Teemo Two', finally removing a naked norseman from the game. Aaron Hothawk stands up, and dances triumphantly on the face of Sven, killing the naked norseman who'd so recently learned the finer points of guarding teammates. Not wishing to let good flesh go to waste, Sven is given a red dixie cup of beer and sent to the UTEP locker-room to take Cal Norton Jr's spot on the bench for future games. The refs couldn't allow such naked aggression from UTEP stand (because they never can), and banned Aaron from the game. Of course, then the lizardman Reiko Satsuma is knocked out by a naked and filthy Erland. Levi finally redeems himself slightly, as he removes Krampus from the field... the furry monstrosity which had crushed Cal Norton in the first half. Washington decides the slapfight is over and attempts an attempt to score. Naked and filthy Erland is removed from the field after Steinarr Grimlisonn dashes thru the alcohol clouds exuded from the UTEP players, and manages to trip over the left arm of Cal Norton, carelessly discarded on the field during the first half. Unfortunately Andrew Hosford is also taken off the field unconscious, ending any real hope which remained of UTEP scoring before the stupid ref blew his whistle again. Dan Cohen is no Andrew Hosford... so isn't able to even pick the ball up, thus ending the game.

Well played Washington Huskarls. A well deserved win.”