“Maybe would have been closer to a draw if I'd injured a few more players... the endless lament of the unfulfilled Nurgle coach.

Still, this wasn't a debacle like other matches the team has played - after a first turn where players were being KO'd left right and centre, we started hitting, and if only we'd not had such a terrible run of terrible fouls, might have been able to blunder our way to 1-1. As it was, slightly more zons survived than we expected, but with a lot of failed 3+ dodges, at least we held them off from a second score. So close, so far...

Contemptible Cheese Platter, by the way, has turned himself around, from a fool who couldn't pick up the ball into a passing machine. Shame we don't have an MA12 rotter to support him...”