“A very long time ago I played my Ranked Skaven against a Nurgle team, and they fouled me and fouled me and fouled me and never said a word, and I was sad.

Early on, it looked like I was seeing the mirror image, as Bone Marrow Burger kept getting booted, but he's one tough goat (unlike poor old Pork Head).

I was *very* tempted to receive, but then I remembered that was probably suggesting overconfidence, so instead I got lucky: Perfect Defence, and then I clogged the pitch up for a while. The Rats had a couple of good chances to score but (reasonably) didn't want to rush things. So instead we kept hitting them, and were lucky enough not to get caught out with an 8th turn pass.

Second half, all 4 KOs between us kept sleeping. They were down to 7 players, we had 8, and then it was a matter of keeping the pressure up and not getting carried away when the rats hit back and hurt Porky. Pitch clear in 7 turns (including Seeker flinging himself to the ground to avoid another beating) and a final blitz on the last kick off to rub salt in the wound.

Thanks for the match! Early on I felt like the block dice were all in the Skaven's favour, but I was glad I'd not starting whining when a quad skull and that failed pass made room for the Pub to strike...”