“First game of the 35th OBBA Season for the Vallecas Buccaneers, against the Grimsby Town Foulers Club.
The game will be remembered by the fans because of the poor blocking and passing skills displayed by the team... This led to a frenzied rampage by the Vallecas Buccaneers' ogre coach, Tesifonte, who started to curse while thrashing up both the bench and coaching staff.
Breib won't be missed, and the team will just adjust and save to hire a big guy.
On the other hand, GTFC did not fulfill the fouling expectations their name inspired, fouling a total of 0 times.
Long season ahead, lots of fun and stuff on the horizon.
Congrats to coach Bakadon, his chaos team looks promising! Good luck in the rest of the season! ”
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The dice dont do it justice, skulls at all key moments, not to mention I didnt roll a single 1 in 31 single d6s.
Your next game should prove more fruitful.
Were working on our name when we get some spare players!
All the best”