“Ottawa continues their undefeated streak. YES ITS AN UNBROKEN STREAK I DONT KNOW WHAT GAME YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

Hawaii came in without a thrower of all things, and that just about cost them everything; rolling a 1 on 5 out of the first 7 ball handling rolls they made allowed Ottawa to go up 2-0; first a ridiculous steal that should never have happened in the first half (where Michele attempted to beat Hawaii at their own game with needless completions) and then a truly elflike 2 turn touchdown in the second half. However, Ottawa was unable to stop the elves from scoring, although they forced them to go absolutely all over the pitch, so Hawaii wasn't shut out. Then Hawaii risked an incredibly longshot play, and were denied on the blitz; so Ottawa slipped in a 3rd touchdown right as the game ended.

And through it all, the utterly dreaded Ottawa.. was outfouled. By Hawaii. HAWAII. WHAT THE HELL GUYS, WHERE ARE YOUR BOOTS

Thanks for the match Apojar! Enjoy the new thrower!”