“The Warlords glared at their opponents, more disgust than usual etched in their faces. What lowly rabble, what lack of hygiene! How could Cabalvision have given them such a team for a debut! With a blizzard brewing, the match commenced.

The Clawpack chose to kick in the hope of forcing a quick touchdown or a mistake. The whirling winds carried the ball deep into the Crawlerz half as the hitters got to work. Scuttles and lunch stunned Riktikch with a ferocious blow whilst Ornugg, unhappy with the conditions, threw a tantrum and knocked out Twolk, before an overenthusiastic Skuglum charged into a mass of rats and fell down. The skaven took advantage in the mishap to launch an assault into crimson territory. The goblins recovered, setting up a screen and taking Threepus out of the game. A coordinated attack by Mors saw one of the elite red guard get a hit on the carrier, only to choke and merely shove him away. The Crawlerz charge down the middle, but as orcs and skaven fall the team fragments, allowing a stormvermin to sack the ball and prevent a score.

In the second half, the rats secure the ball and move up the pitch in a phalanx of steel of cheesy smells. However, neither skill or numbers mattered as the spiders and troll rammed their way into the formation. Small skirmishes continue across the pitch as one of the Red guard makes a break for it, only to be knocked out by Snippy and supper and supper catching the ball. It continues to change hands before Quottat crushed the Scuttle’s leg and legged it. From there, after Snippy knocked himself out, there was little resistance to a touchdown.
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