“CIBBL Sports Anchor (CSA)- “And here we go… The first game of the CIBBL Summer Special – The Sanctioned Wizards Syndicate Invitational. On the Humour’s side we have a team of inept student sorcerers with their summoned elementals. On the Enigma’s side, a daemon of Tzeentch….sorry… A greater Daemon of Tzeentch…. Jeez, is that him?... Look at the size of the thighs on that thing! You could feed a Halfling family of four with that. Well, best of luck to both teams but I think it’s going to be a grave world for the Humours after this one.”
CSA- *Smirks*
Studio Audience - *Silence*
CSA- *Glares at studio audience*
Studio Audience - *Confused Silence*
CSA– “…errr, so we’re joined by special guest; chaos sorcerer, Milo ‘Fireball Fingers’ Tosscobble. So Fingers, how are you calling this one?”
Fireball Fingers (FF) – “Hi, great to be here. Was that a joke you just made?”
CSA– “…Yes… … … … A grave world… … … … grave/humourless, dead Humours/graves. That’s gold, solid gold! Solid gold, which was by the way, criminally underappreciated by this poor excuse for a studio audience.”
Studio Audience - *Loud boos*
FF – “That joke was worse than the Humour’s chances of surviving this!”
Studio Audience - *Laughs*
CSA– *Muttering*
FF – “It was completely Humour-less, just like the pitch is about to be.”
Studio Audience - *Big laughs*
CSA– *More muttering*
FF – “Apparently the Humours have a new recruit for this game. They’ve kept him a secret from the Enigmas. Yes, it’s the elemental of surprise!”
Studio Audience - *Huge laughs*
CSA– “Alright! Fine! I can’t do this anymore! I give up. I’m outta here, this is utter trash.”
FF – “Anyone else think that those earth elementals look like big poos! Sorry, that was a little bit of toilet humour!
*Brings the house down, some audience members now struggling to breathe due to the intensity of laughter*
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