“Undoubtedly the flukiest game I have ever played - I was down to 4 players with the score tied 1-1 on turn 14 when by a bizarre series of POWs and dodges for me, and a failed pass, and then a Skull/Skull-Pow with one of his mummies led to the ball being scooped up by Dhole and tossed to Cthonian for a TD. My other TD was flukey as well, with crazed Cthulhu cultists in the stands tossing the ball into the open for Yog-Sothoth to scoop up and run it into the endzone in what was otherwise a pretty hopeless situation.

Funkman played a great game, and honestly deserved the win - it was just basically two bad rolls that stole the game from him. I would definitely play him again.

Winnings were low again - I need to generate revenue - maybe a Yog-Sothoth bubble-blowing set for the kiddies...

Didn't deserve to win, but I will take it.
The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be.
Cthulhu Fthagn!”