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So what did you think of the hotly anticipated debut of the new Humours signing, #9, Purga?

Who? Did it play?

Yes, subbed on just before half time. It had a fairly short career in the top flight.

It had? You mean so far, right?

No, it's over. The Humours 6th player to be immediately sacked after sustaining a career ending injury on debut. Two of those career ending injuries were also life ending. Purga, subbed on, got hit in the face 3 times by very large Zoat, I hesitate to say fists as I'm not sure on the nomenclature but, fists. Shortly after the game it was sacked due to the crippling injuries sustained. Word is the Humours apothecary didn't even try to save it. Beyond saving apparently. Just let it float off into the distance wailing... I'm just hearing they already have a replacement lined up: Buran taking on the apparently cursed number 9 shirt which has so far seen two debutants appallingly injured.
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