“This match was absolutely bonkers.
6 turns in, I was thinking "I should write a match report and suggest people watch the first 6 turns to see how entertaining our troll can be." Turns out, the entire game was thrilling from start to finish, including the pregame sizing up, where I was cockily thinking "psh... Wood Elfs with no War Dancers? Ain't got nothing to worry about..." Turns out, I deserved everything I got! Elves beat the crap out of us for the first half, but searched for pows against our baller. Things swung the other way at halftime, with them taking some injuries, but casually POWing at will.

The game ended on its highest note, with my side eschewing a MD Stall-For-A-Tie™ in favor of the possibility of a Riot, PD, or Blitz! that might tip the game in our court (though fearful of a Quicksnap that might do the opposite). The short final drive had no fewer than 4 catastrophic back-and-forth swings, ending in utter hilarity. Much SPP to be had by all, with the Journeymen taking the hard hits. Truly, a near-perfect game.”