“A remarkable game where Ashtaroth, the Treasurer of Hell and Goddess of Lust and Sloth, made 5 TD! It was mostly due to the extraordinary shape of the team this special day. Filled with the blood of innocent virgins and a crate of especially delicious garlic-stuffed dates, the players certainly were on their toes. Four times in a row, the judge barely had time to blow his whistle before the Rat Demons blitzed on Otto's men. Each time Ashtaroth led the way and soon made her touchdowns.

A missed pass in 8/2 was all that held Ashtaroth from the glory of becoming a Star Player (after the match, she had 50 SPP... =), though this honour will certainly be bestowed upon her soon enough.

This glorious event will not only be remembered by the Rat Demons of Hell for the teams many blitzes and the feats of Ashtaroth, but also for the extraordinary calm and jolly manners that the opposite coach, Abraniel, managed to show off even in the darkest of times.

A great day, I tell you!”