“Pre-game
"Start wearing purple, wearing purple..."
The battle anthem boomed out over the field. L.A.D.S. stood firm, gazing across the pitch at the Horde as they slowly donned their violet armour.

Lump was mesmerised by the shiny purple helmets gently swinging down by the ankles of the Marauders. One thing was for sure, they were certainly Hung.

Lump was snapped out of his stupor by the Snotlings from the stands rushing onto the turf. It was his duty to lead the team. He must stop the Tongs probing in behind. He must protect the Snots from getting slapped around by weighty appendages.

Time to shine. Time to show size really doesn't matter.

What happens when a green swarm and a Purple Horde collide*? Let's find out

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Kick Off
L.A.D.S. 23-15 Purple Horde

Perhaps to make a point that size isn't everything, L.A.D.S. took a record number of rookies from the sidelines into the game and leapt into an 8pt lead for kickoff.

It wasnt long though before the Horde clawed a score back, Khatun hauling in Beg's pass before half shoving, half dancing into the endzone. L.A.D.S. though we're having none of it and Kai quickly equalised the onfield score with a deft foul fracturing Ragar Diko's arm. L.A.D.S. continued to literally knock out the opposing Hung until Lugz could calmly stroll over for the first touchdown of the game for Lump an' da Snots.

Halftime beckoned and L.A.D.S. had narrowly improved their lead by a score.

Scores	L.A.D.S	Opposition
S N O T Total	1 23 0 1 25	0 15 0 1 16

Half Time
L.A.D.S. 25-16 Purple Horde

A Pitch Invasion to start the second half left both teams rather ragged to begin with and a scrappy game deteriorated further. Looking nearly boxed in, the Cabalvision Sportswagon was able to clear a gap in the backfield for Lugz to drop deep and thrust the ball into Skip's sweaty palms. Skip has the freedom of the right flank to disappear into. Despite the Horde's best efforts to clear out multiple Troll blockers, the little stilty critter was able to rush over for his first ever score.

The Hung had a chance to drag back a final score but L.A.D.S. were able to do just enough to swarm any potential scoring threats.

The game closes out with what looked like a relatively comfortable 10 point win for L.A.D.S, but that really didn't tell the full story. On the pitch it had been a battle and Lump an' da Snots will never forget the day the Hung pummeled them so vigorously.

Scores	L.A.D.S	Opposition
S N O T Total	1 23 0 2 26	0 15 0 1 16

Full Time



*Apparently a "Dark Cyan" collision is the corrext term”