“HUBBA Season 24, Roxanna Darknail Division 1, round 5 game:
Morg vs elves in pain. Still hurt from their previous game the Elders were anything but sure about the outcome of this game. Morg looked mighty strong, especially compared to those snotlings swarming around him. How many of those critters are there anyway? Hard to keep count.

The game started with the Elders swarming into the Cowboys' backfield after they failed their pickup. The Cowboys still managed to move the ball forwards after one of their Trolls ate a snotling snack. A bomb was intercepted by Kingsport Kingpin but missed when thrown back. Luckily only the Thrower was stunned. The Cowboys blitzed with Morg, the Elders tried some risky pickups. Morg was handed the ball and blitzed himself towards a touchdown. There were only 6 Elders available to field for the remainder of the first half because of a Sweltering Heat, Morg's iron fists and some snotling boots. They still managed to slip through but Morg was there to blitz the ball carrier and catch the scattering ball himself.

Second half started with still six players (terrible KO rolls!) for the Elders. Again some elves managed to slip through, without the ball this time for the Dean was holding on to it in their own backfield. Morg blitzed Kingspin again and if it weren't for the elves' apothecary we could have buried him on the spot. There was another catcher available for the pass and he managed to score in the second turn of the second half. 1-1!

With now 9 players (unusual progression for the elves, going up!) available, our hopes were slowly getting up. A few rounds of fierce punching and fouling turned that feeling around. That was until a journeyman managed some true elven bull doodoo and got the ball loose. Our pickup failed and a catcher was knocked out by Morg. Double skulls on the other by a Troll though gave us another round of elf silliness. On the middle a lone catcher was chased by Morg who nearly tripped on a GFI, used a RR and then double skulled. Kingsport Kingpin was within scoring distance now so a snotling was thrown in his direction. He scattered onto an elven journeyman, then onto a snotling, back into the journeyman, stunning him, back into the same snotling also stunning him and then knocking out the thrown snot. Great stuff! Touchdown for us!

2-1 with one turn left could only mean one thing: Morg throws a snot for another touchdown!

2-2, what a game!

Thanks Juicy, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Want a drink?


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