“Someone, in the locker room, whispers that the coach has forgotten to officiate the usual sacrifice to the Gods of Chaos, which has always paved the way for Luccini's Champions.
Indeed, the Big Guys immediately turn out to be turn over machines and burn the first 2 rounds, then in the third, a clear order from the coach is distorted and the 3rd turn over ensues, with the ball uncovered and immediately burst. The blitz is worthless to take it back, and the 1-0 in breack arrives inexorably.
The Champions try to catch up, but the turnover never ends and they close the first half below a try.
They try to put pressure from the second half, but they are 9 against 10 Elves, and even if with a legendary action they manage to recover the ball, then they lose it and suffer the 2-0.
There would be room for a 2-1 and then for a desperate run-up, but the elves pull BLITZ and yet another Turn Over arrives that gives the opponents 3-0.
There is only one turn left to play, and the Goblin is asked if he prefers to try to make a goal launched, or to sacrifice an opponent to the Gods of Chaos: Kroovian, as a true Renegade, has no hesitation. When the heart of the Blitzer Malnemi stops, shouts of enthusiasm rise from the crowd and the hunger of the Chaos Gods is finally satisfied.
The Luccini Champions put an end to this humiliating match, aware that the next ones will go differently, and the crowd cheers Kroovian as the best player.
#2 Malnemi The Executioner – Dead (RIP) #8 Byenus – Serious Injury (NI) #10 Tubrir – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
“The Thunderbolts got off to a great start humiliating the Chaos Renegades 3:0. Sadly the Luccini Champions proved to be bad sports and poor losers. Heroic Malnemi had to help hold the line at the end of the game. As the final whistle blew a foul from some pathetic goblin like creature caught the blitzer unawares and severed his spinal column. The team will mourn their loss privately.”
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Indeed, the Big Guys immediately turn out to be turn over machines and burn the first 2 rounds, then in the third, a clear order from the coach is distorted and the 3rd turn over ensues, with the ball uncovered and immediately burst. The blitz is worthless to take it back, and the 1-0 in breack arrives inexorably.
The Champions try to catch up, but the turnover never ends and they close the first half below a try.
They try to put pressure from the second half, but they are 9 against 10 Elves, and even if with a legendary action they manage to recover the ball, then they lose it and suffer the 2-0.
There would be room for a 2-1 and then for a desperate run-up, but the elves pull BLITZ and yet another Turn Over arrives that gives the opponents 3-0.
There is only one turn left to play, and the Goblin is asked if he prefers to try to make a goal launched, or to sacrifice an opponent to the Gods of Chaos: Kroovian, as a true Renegade, has no hesitation. When the heart of the Blitzer Malnemi stops, shouts of enthusiasm rise from the crowd and the hunger of the Chaos Gods is finally satisfied.
The Luccini Champions put an end to this humiliating match, aware that the next ones will go differently, and the crowd cheers Kroovian as the best player.
[thank you, Google translator ^^]”