“All Hail Mighty Cthulhu!

This was the match that the Star-Spawn needed at the moment. The Hidden Dangers jumped out to an early lead, but the Crusaders for Cthulhu fought back and won a convincing victory. The clincher was the Blazing Sun which came out from the clouds late in the first half. The Cthulhuists sucked it up, but the Woodies all decided to stop and apply sunblock to their tender, tender skin, leaving only a handful to try and stop the Cthulhu drive. When the now protected woodies came back after the Cthulhu score, they found that the idea to liberally apply sunscreen to the bottoms of their bare feet (soles of the feet are sensitive, and burn easily) had not been a good one. The poor Woodies slipped and skid on the blood-soaked pitch, allowing the Old Ones to take the advantage and get that crucial lead, which they maintained until the end.

The fans are for the moment happy, and the Shub-Niggurath Young Black Goat memorial action figures sold like hotcakes, generating the most revenue yet. This has allowed the team to bring on a new talent, one who will have all the fans shouting "Tekeli-li!, Tekeli-li! Hopefully, unlike poor Shub-Niggurath, this rookie will survive more than one game.

Tsathoggua continues to shine, as the Cthulhuites can count on him to get the ball into the endzone for those crucial early TDs. He is picking up new skills, but has started to complain about Repetitive Motion Syndrome from conducting the Old Ones ritual post-TD Opposing Fan Sacrifice (TM). This brings the team to four niggling injuries out of twelve starters - a worrisome trend.

Omicron was a strong opponent who was pleasant and fun to play. I would recommend playing him if you want a tough but fun match.

"...meet the Black Man and... sign the book of Azathoth in... blood and take a new secret name..."
Cthulhu Fthagn!”