“The Week 3 game between KSU and UT was a doozy! These teams sure did make it look tough in the first half, Shane Diesel most of all. Deciding that it was better to make a run for it and dodge away from "Willie" the Rat Ogre, the poor bloke tripped on the giant rat's tail and broke his neck(RIP). The bloodbowl pitch is known for being an unforgiving surface... after an abysmal offensive drive by KSU, the Kharibdyss Elves scored on Turn 8. The second half proved fruitful for the Wild-Rats of Kansas State and the trio of Gutter Runners put on a show, scoring twice off of turnovers! What a game!”