“The first few turns made it look like things were going to go very badly for the elves: second block was quad skulls, then the cage we were building on turn 3 was left only half-built due to a snaked dodge. After that, however, rainbows lit the sky and we could do no wrong. The rats sacked the ball, but Epoch3, one of the cage corners, caught the scatter! On the next turn, the rats had 4 dice to knock the ball loose from this skill-less lineman's hands, but rolled only pushes! After that things just got silly. Rats couldn't dodge (even the gutters), couldn't block, left the field in droves, and got clobbered by kickoff results. A real dicing. Hope we can play again someday under better circumstances, Thunder_Crack!”