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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2022-01-10 22:48:54
CTV 1000k+65k Carnival of Chaos (CIBBL)
2
75k
4k
+1
0/5/1
Inducements: Mercenary Merc Rotter 1
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
6
-
-
2
1
22
168
-
38
48
8
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
119
-
21
12
-
#4 'Orca-Cola' Roller – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#5 Lob – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#6 Lil – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#7 Bownz – Serious Injury (NI)
#10 Skip – Serious Injury (NI)
#16 Biq – Dead (RIP)
“Pre-game
It seems an odd thing to say of a team that had just claimed the ultimate prize in CIBBL, and currently held a 107% win rate, but all was not well with the L.A.D.S.. Bom and Chuk had quit. The Orca-Cola Roller and Cabalvision Pump Wagon were looking more rickety than ever. Lump and Clart were battling with frequent bouts of diarrhea and vomiting.
S.N.O.T. Sport Management decided getting back on the hallowed turf was what they needed and in celebration of being crowned the best team in CIBBL who better to invite than the Carnival to get the party started.
More info on the S.N.O.T. System available here
Kick Off
L.A.D.S. 16-12 Psycho Circus Clowns
To nobody's surprise the first half was as dreadful as expected. The Orca-Cola Roller collapsing in turn 1, Lump putting his feet up shortly after the midpoint of the half. With no fans or celebrity friends joining them on the pitch it was all looking a bit desperate. Despite Hopz twice sacking the ball carrier nothing could stop the party tide and the Clowns swept over near the end of the half. L.A.D.S. late counterattack emblematic of their struggles so far - Lob taking out his own team with a bomb and Clart launching Hopz down the pitch but directly at the feet of an opponent.
Half Time
L.A.D.S. 16-14 Psycho Circus Clowns
The second half started no better, with the clowns getting the jump on the L.A.D.S.. Soon numbers were very limited again, although suspiciously many of those leaving the pitch seemed to be due to self-inflicted injuries. Furthermore the fact that all the injures seem to involve sitting out the next match raises some interesting questions about morale and commitment.
The game drifted to a conclusion, L.A.D.S. clinging on for a narrow win but outside of Hopz, Clart, Lugz, Kai and Biq that fact nobody else even bother to play half the game raises serious questions for S.N.O.T. Sports Management. Is the honeymoon over? What next for our embattled champions?
Full Time
It seems an odd thing to say of a team that had just claimed the ultimate prize in CIBBL, and currently held a 107% win rate, but all was not well with the L.A.D.S.. Bom and Chuk had quit. The Orca-Cola Roller and Cabalvision Pump Wagon were looking more rickety than ever. Lump and Clart were battling with frequent bouts of diarrhea and vomiting.
S.N.O.T. Sport Management decided getting back on the hallowed turf was what they needed and in celebration of being crowned the best team in CIBBL who better to invite than the Carnival to get the party started.
More info on the S.N.O.T. System available here
Kick Off
L.A.D.S. 16-12 Psycho Circus Clowns
To nobody's surprise the first half was as dreadful as expected. The Orca-Cola Roller collapsing in turn 1, Lump putting his feet up shortly after the midpoint of the half. With no fans or celebrity friends joining them on the pitch it was all looking a bit desperate. Despite Hopz twice sacking the ball carrier nothing could stop the party tide and the Clowns swept over near the end of the half. L.A.D.S. late counterattack emblematic of their struggles so far - Lob taking out his own team with a bomb and Clart launching Hopz down the pitch but directly at the feet of an opponent.
| Scores | L.A.D.S | Opposition |
|---|---|---|
| S N O T Total | 0 16 0 0 16 | 1 12 0 1 14 |
Half Time
L.A.D.S. 16-14 Psycho Circus Clowns
The second half started no better, with the clowns getting the jump on the L.A.D.S.. Soon numbers were very limited again, although suspiciously many of those leaving the pitch seemed to be due to self-inflicted injuries. Furthermore the fact that all the injures seem to involve sitting out the next match raises some interesting questions about morale and commitment.
The game drifted to a conclusion, L.A.D.S. clinging on for a narrow win but outside of Hopz, Clart, Lugz, Kai and Biq that fact nobody else even bother to play half the game raises serious questions for S.N.O.T. Sports Management. Is the honeymoon over? What next for our embattled champions?
| Scores | L.A.D.S | Opposition |
|---|---|---|
| S N O T Total | 0 16 0 0 16 | 1 12 0 2 15 |
Full Time
L.A.D.S. 16 - 15 Psycho Circus Clowns
”
Ladies and snotleman, tonights show was spectacular, our clowns was on fire ( well some acctually were) and they showed that they are here for one reason only, to hurt.
Spikey the tainted jester also showed that he was there to take his team to their first winning game as well.
Brutal game and as a huge fan of Lump an`da Snots I feel little bad for the dicing.
Hopefully they will come back stronger than ever soon.
Thx for the game.”