“Filthy play by Wimbledorc today. Spending the entire treasury on Helmut and a bribe was a bold idea that could have gone horribly wrong, but the money to the ref paid off in more ways than one: with 14 fouls and only two sendings-off, we clearly had some kind of advantage.

That Rat Ogre was scary, so it was very lucky that Helmut's saw took it out before the end of the second drive, and we had just enough goblins for "Halftime Oranges" to get the ball and score in his first match.

Second half with the rats depleted, it could still have gone wrong with the blitz, but there were not enough mice and when a lucky bounce got the ball onto Ghouldevourer, it was always going to be hard to stop him lumbering down the pitch for an eventual score.

Thanks for the match - glad nobody got seriously seriously hurt!”