“This was probably the greatest single play by any gobbo in all my games coaching gobbos. SWOOPY MCSWOOPFACE TAKE A BOW!

He lines up facing 11 gobbos, his team all in the dugout clutcing various physical appendages, oozing blood and groaning. Swoopy dodges back from the line and scoops up the ball. The entire line advances. Wishing the backfield were another 12 squares deep he has no option but to advance upfield, blitzing his way to near the sideline. He is inevitably 3 dice blitzed by the teams blodjer who knocks him over and then athletically catches the ball before moving a couple of squares closer to the end zone leaving Swoopy prone and surrounded. The game is surely over at this point, a 1-2 defeat.

No stunty dodge power to aid him? NO PROBLEM! Swoopy dodges on a 6, a 5 and a 4 to get a 1db against the opponents best ball carrier, he rolls a POW knocking him prone, goes for it a second time and reposseses the pigskin. Standing phlegmatically, he outstretches a leathery hand and beckons the entire team to come get him.

They oblige and he is once more surrounded, a 6db follows resulting in a both down from the wrestle skilled blitzer. He falls and the ball is caught from an assisting gobbo. GAME OVER- TIE.

NEVER SURRENDER has now been tatooed onto the entire teams soft bits. Niggles be damned, this was historic!”