“Ottawa opens their offensive drive by putting down a black orc blocker!

Then.. the Angelorks just completely shut everything down. The Bee-Bees make several mistakes, and end up down some players. The orcs.. catch a bouncing ball! 7 block dice later.. the Ram still has the ball! But he's surrounded and can't escape, and then he gets taken down! ... and another freaking Ram catches the gorramn bouncing ball! Dan Daluca ignores the orc with the ball and sprints towards the end zone, as the time is ticking down at this point..

And then the Bee-Bees casually dodge, 1d pow, 1d pow, pick up the ball in tackle zones, dodge, gfi, gfi again, hand the ball to Dan, and SCORE!!!!!

1-0 at the end of the half, but only 10 undead line up against the Rams.

The blood continues, with both sides losing players, ending with 7v9 players.. but Ottawa snakes a gfi to try to blitz the ball, and so the Rams escape nearly to the end zone.

Then Dan blitzes himself into base, no real hope.. but the Rams snake the gfi to go around him and the ball is DROPPED! DAN PICKS IT UP! DAN GETS INTO COVER! DAN BLITZES PAST THE ORCS! DAN IS ALMOST TO THE MIDLINE ON TURN SEVEN!

Dan GFI's and.. Snakes another fucking time! And knocks himself out! And leaves the ball a mere 8 squares from the agility 4 Lugrub who promptly dashes down without re-rolls and passes the ball from midway to SCORE!

1-1.

The Bee-Bees spend an immense amount of time figuring out how to one turn with only one ghoul. They line it up. They set up multiple 3d blocks. They have the blitz ready. They have enough players. The ball is kicked midway, and is actually in passing range. Dan readies himself for a barrage of mighty blocks to smash him forward..

And Lucien, the stupid frikkin wight, trying to pass the ball, SNAKE EYES THE GFI AGAIN.

What an absurd match!

Thanks for the game HyperboLemuR!”