“A revenge match the Foulers didn't even know they were in...

Lobrot Asylum's parent team, the notorious Scoundrels, lost their third match in the SWL to the Lollipop Guild, (the third consecutive match they'd played against dwarfy opponents) and clearly it rankled with them. A quite inconsequential rivalry, as the Scoundrels never made it out of the Regionals and thus the Grod-coached dwarfs never even realised the enmity the goblins had for them.

Until today, when hefty investments by the shadowy backers of the Asylum saw a suspiciously large player join the field, helping to mete out a butchering. While 'Morgue' N Thorg only killed a single player on his own, he set up a fatal foul for Fructose Overdose, KO'd the Fouler's penultimate player in the final stages of the game, and was a general horrible bully. With Hammerhands, Shandyhands and Grumbleflick working overtime to delete the opposition, it was a seriously damaged Fouler team that left the pitch, wondering why on earth they were getting the blame for some totally unrelated dwarf antics a decade ago.”