“Spectacular, spectacular! What a game we just witnessed! Full of elves that seemingly forgot how to dodge, rats that forgot how to foul, and a gang of players that forgot how to catch! Snake eyes and skulls ruled the day on the pitch. Pure and utter carnage by the way of dice. Nuffle was one for chaos this game. Willie Wild-Rat is going to miss a game due to a poor performance from the Apothecary and poor old Jay Dearborn is dead. The poor soul deemed unworthy of saving with the one Apothecary on the Crows sideline. Nibble Quickclaw did the heavy lifting for the Wild-Rats and Athela Mistbow scored a pair of first half TDs for the Crows. Coach Nelphine coached well enough to win, but GenPlastro was graced by Nuffle and escaped with a draw. All praise the Dice Gods.”