“The Centurions took to the pitch on their debut in style. A first drive from the diseases resulted in a T5 score after their coach was convinced not to be mean through cute squig photos. From their, the goblins ran riot. A blitz was swiftly counteres and a rotter killed for the throne, before Halfabrain legged it downfield on his pogo. Wolbum did an excellent job dancing around and smashing stuff in the middle whilst the trolls did troll stuff, a highlight being Mekutata out-grossing a bloater with vomit. Halfabrain ran it in, and the Centurions repeated. Ben_awesome had great fun with his saw, Wolbum continued having terrifed the ref and Shraag stomped on stuff. A t8 score saw a 2-1 win, and the centurions scurry onwards.”